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6/9 - “Worst gift ever and I need it”
By The Stabbing Pen | June 9, 2008
What’s the all-time worst piece-of-shit gift that you could possibly give someone? If you guessed a key chain, you’d be correct. First of all, a key chain is a typically cheap item, and it’s usually something somebody owns already. “Gee, thanks for this key chain.”
For the first time in my entire life though, I think I need a new key chain. Recently, my car key slipped off my current ‘chain. Luckily somebody found it and submitted it to the office in my apartment building. Last night, the car key once again slipped off the ‘chain and fell to the ground. These two incidents have made me realize it’s time for a new key chain.
So, if you’re going to Disneyland or to a souvenir shop on Hollywood Blvd anytime soon, I’ve made shopping for me insanely easy (for you).
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I’m telling dad your keys “slipped” off the chain.
Posted by: Samara on June 11th, 2008 at 5:46 pm