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By The Stabbing Pen | June 15, 2008
There was that one time me and some friends found ourselves in a “trendy” downtown New York City bar, only to soon ask ourselves the question, “Why are there photographs of penises all over the walls?”
I guess yesterday afternoon is what I consider my first time ever going to a gay bar (on purpose). Gay men never ever hit on me. I just send out such powerful vibes of manliness, testosterone, and just the general appearance that I am super-secure with my heterosexuality.
That being said, this muscular black man made a pass at me anyway. He told me that I was gorgeous, had gorgeous eyes, and offered to buy me a drink. I told him I was straight, and not to buy me a drink. He bought me one anyway. I CAN’T HELP IT IF I’M SO DAMN CHARMING.
Maybe that will be my new thing — pre-gaming/getting free drinks at gay bars. I’m such a tease.
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Maybe you should turn gay now.
Posted by: Samara on June 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm