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6/24 - “Stupid kitty, fucking up my air mattress”
By The Stabbing Pen | June 24, 2008
Tomorrow my friend and his girlfriend arrive, and will be in LA until the end of the weekend. Looks like they’re going to stay in a nearby hotel in Silverlake, but they’re more than welcome to stay at my place. After I mentioned this as a possibility to Jeff, I soon remembered that I only have a couple of couches, and a deflated air mattress —- thanks kitty.
It took me a full day or so to realize that they could just take my bed, and I could take the couch. Whadoo I care? Anyway, so this somehow came up in conversation with my mother, and I said I could always clean the sheets after they leave. Then, my own flesh and blood assumes I’m some sort of gross and malodorous creature, and replies, “After? You better wash those sheets before those people arrive.”
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