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6/30 - “Nobody really likes cotton candy”

By The Stabbing Pen | June 30, 2008

Yes.  Not even kids.  It’s big, it’s pink, and it’s fluffy.  But don’t be fooled. 

Believe me, I could pretty much eat a bowl of sugar, which is what cotton candy essentially is.  However, it is simply an awful food.  Honestly, I haven’t eaten cotton candy in like 5 years, but even then I could remember thinking to myself, “Why did I buy this?” 

Even worse, that shit gets your hands all sticky.  Who needs that nonsense?  Next time you see a cotton candy vendor at the stadium, push him down the stairs.

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One Response to “6/30 - “Nobody really likes cotton candy””

  1. what are you going to do next… kick a puppy?

    Posted by: Karen on July 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am

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