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7/1 - “Leave your glasses on”

By The Stabbing Pen | July 1, 2008

It could be somebody you went to school with.  It could be a friend that will soon be married.  Either way, let’s say this particular person wears glasses nearly all the time. 

Now, it’s time for those yearbook, or wedding photos.  All of a sudden her or she thinks it’s a good time to take off the glasses, just because photographs are involved.  You are a glasses person, so leave your fucking glasses on.  IT’S WHO YOU ARE.

Also, if you have a beard for 364 days of the year, do not shave for photographs either.  Thank you.  That is all.

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