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7/1 - “Leave your glasses on”
By The Stabbing Pen | July 1, 2008
It could be somebody you went to school with. It could be a friend that will soon be married. Either way, let’s say this particular person wears glasses nearly all the time.
Now, it’s time for those yearbook, or wedding photos. All of a sudden her or she thinks it’s a good time to take off the glasses, just because photographs are involved. You are a glasses person, so leave your fucking glasses on. IT’S WHO YOU ARE.
Also, if you have a beard for 364 days of the year, do not shave for photographs either. Thank you. That is all.
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