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7/11 - “Is it gay to…?”
By The Stabbing Pen | July 11, 2008
Earlier today, I felt a little loopy, maybe even slightly dizzy. Due to my lack of motherly skills, I was unable to feel my own forehead, and gauge whether or not I may have had a fever or not.
Looking around the office, I saw that the closest person to me was the front-desk/receptionist person, this dude Michael. I thought for a moment that maybe I could ask him to feel my forehead and give his opinion.
However, I started to consider whether or not such an interaction could compromise my heterosexuality. I think if he felt my forehead with the palm of his hand, this would clearly be gay. If he feels my forehead with the back of his hand, that is only partially gay.
Hey, I don’t make the rules.
Anyway, I don’t think I was really sick anyway, so I didn’t follow through on any this…
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