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7/14 - “Look at him, so human-like”

By The Stabbing Pen | July 14, 2008

Some schmuck always says that when they see monkeys on TV or at the zoo.  A parent will say to their young child, “Just look, that’s where we came from.”  Monkeys are not so human-like.

Like what about those monkeys at the San Diego Zoo that piss on the ground, and then stomp in it?  Those same monkeys also poop, then pick it up, and throw their shit at the paying customers.  THERE’S A REASON THERE’S A GLASS BARRIER.

If I exhibited such behavior, I’m not certain people would be willing to pay an entrance fee to view my “show.”  I suppose the closest thing that I know/knew of where people paid money to see a human being behave in such an unrefined matter, would have to be people who witnessed a GG Allin show live.  Look him up.

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