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8/4 - “9-1-1 doesn’t care about Shia LeBeouf”

By The Stabbing Pen | August 4, 2008

I recently had a Sunday 9:30AM baseball game, and I found myself out later than I probably should have been the night before.  Before making an illegal u-turn (I guess I won’t make them anywhere I feel anymore), and getting ticketed for it, I was already exhausted, pissed off,  and just wanted to go to sleep.  It was after 2AM.

After that saga, I was almost home.  That’s when Shia LaBeouf had his (most recent) car accident — 2 cars ahead of me, and blocks from my apartment.  As one of the car made a turn on red, I saw the camera light brightly flash for a moment, then heard the loud crash as the two vehicles collided (out of my view).

I parked my car in the turning lane, put on my hazards, and got out. I started dialing 9-1-1 continuously on my cell phone, only to receive a busy signal each time.  A busy signal?  It’s 9-1-1.  An EMERGENCY LINE. It’s not supposed to be busy!  A few people gathered around soon there after, and everyone was on their cell phone presumably dialing 9-1-1.  Somebody eventually got through luckily.

At this point, I was looking through my car to see if I had a towel handy for the girl with the bloody face who was wandering around nearby the crash scene.  It’s didn’t even register to me that there was a famous actor involved, and I was exhausted and wanted to go home.  Once the authorities and emergency crews arrived, I figured I wasn’t needed anymore — which was fine, because I didn’t really do anything anyway.

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One Response to “8/4 - “9-1-1 doesn’t care about Shia LeBeouf””

  1. I have had tried to call 911 a couple times in the past with the same luck - busy…

    Also, what exactly does this have to do with the 9:30am game?

    Posted by: setu on August 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

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