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By The Stabbing Pen | August 12, 2008
Recently at a party, my friend Sheila was explaining her BFF philosophies to me. It was probably one of the more ridiculous explanations I’ve heard for anything in quite a while. I think she told me that I was her BFF, as well as was pretty much everyone else in the kitchen at the time.
Once you become her friend, you become a BFF. THAT DEFEATS THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF A BFF. How can many people be the best at something? How can every single one of her friends be her best friend?
Then I asked her about her childhood friends and who she’s known the longest. She referred to them as her “True Best Friends.” TBF’s?
Who knows? She claims this system works out for her, but to any logical person it makes absolutely no sense. Most normal people have a best friend (maybe even a couple, or a few of them), good friends, friends, and acquaintances.
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