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8/13 - “Let’s see some poor sports(wo)manship”
By The Stabbing Pen | August 13, 2008
It looks like this is going to be the final Olympics that’s going to feature women’s softball as an event. Also, this is the last Olympics with baseball. Since the United States does not dominate in baseball, I’m not sure what the motivation is to get rid of it as an event. Getting rid of softball is a clear example of anti-Americanism and probably anti-feminism.
Since the inception of women’s softball in the Olympics, our U.S. American women have never lost a single game. Gee, it’s no wonder the world wants to get rid of the sport — because they all fucking suck at it.
Our country is so far beyond pretty much every other one in the world in terms of popularity and accessibility of women’s athletics. In fact, in our bizarr-o homeland, we often actually take money away from men’s athletic programs, and put it into women’s sports (but that’s for a different post).
Anyway, I think anytime an American softball player hits a homerun in these games, she should stand and admire it from home plate, then Cadillac it around the bases to the highest degree possible. Showboat and talk as much shit as you want — and dedicate these antics to the I.O.C. (International Olympic Committee)
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