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8/18 - “No public restrooms”
By The Stabbing Pen | August 18, 2008
“Oh, I’m sorry the restrooms are for customers only.”
“Unfortunately I can only allow you to use the bathroom if you buy something.”
Fuck you. Fuck you in the backside until you bleed profusely. To me, this is one of the all-time worst business policies that is all too commonplace. Listen, I understand if a smelly homeless person, a strung-out crack addict, or even a dangerous minority (just kidding, relax) want to use the bathroom — and a business operator doesn’t want to let them.
That being said, 90% of the time it’s just a regular human being — that just happens to have to pee really bad. Maybe this time I don’t want to buy some piece of shit your store sells, and maybe this time I’m not in the mood for whatever cuisine your restaurant serves. But when your time finally does come up, don’t expect my business.
In the end, just be happy I don’t urinate on your property like that kid in Big Daddy.
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