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8/20 - “Judges? It’s a snack”
By The Stabbing Pen | August 20, 2008
I know it’s only day 1, but for the purposes of common sense and efficiency, I decided to actually bring groceries to work. I made my own Caesar Salad. Pre-bagged Romaine lettuce, frozen microwavable chicken, low fat (but still creamy dressing), bag of croutons, and some Kraft Parmesan cheese.
There’s no need to store the croutons in the refrigerator, and since I didn’t store them in cabinets in the kitchen either, I just kept them by desk. About an hour after lunch, I reached for the croutons, and popped a couple in my mouth.
Have we not all become such zombies? We actually think that just because a particular food is sold in a particular aisle, it can’t be a snack. Croutons are pretty much crackers but more dense and less two dimensional.
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