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8/25 - “Bathroom attendants”
By The Stabbing Pen | August 25, 2008
I’m talking about those guys at the bar/club/lounge that hand you the paper towel after you’ve finished washing your hands. Listen buddy, everybody should have a right to make a buck, but I’ve been getting my own paper towels out of the dispenser probably since I’ve been 4 years old.
I have no problem with offering/selling any of the items in there —– gum, cigarettes, etc. If I were to ever use a spray of the cologne on the counter, I suppose a tip would be in order — but don’t fucking hand me something I can get myself, and then try to make me feel guilty for not tipping you.
As they hand me the paper towel, they always give me that same sad look and nod. I can’t wait til the day when instead of handing me the paper towel, there’s a guy there pressing the button on the electric hand dryer for me.
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Once I was at a party with an open bar - I was chatting with the bathroom attendant and asked if I could bring her a drink. I did, and when I gave it to her, she asked “what, no straw?”
Posted by: Marisa on August 27th, 2008 at 4:19 pm