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8/27 - “All I want is a nearby Walmart so clean that I can eat off it’s floors”
By The Stabbing Pen | August 27, 2008
I think it’s one of the most annoying things when people make blanket statements about how much they hate Walmart. Walmart is Satan, the Antichrist, and the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler all rolled into one. It just seems like Target (Tar-zhay ), which is just a smaller Walmart with slightly higher prices, steals all the cachet when it comes to superstores.
Many people I talk to give me the impression that all employees of Walmart are paid $3.50 and hour, and are whipped (with a whip) regularly by their supervisors. Believe it or not, a co-worker of mine told me how she worked at Walmart for 8 years, and “loved it.” SHE MUST HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED. She made the point that the quality of the job likely depends on which particular store you’re employed by.
That brings me to my next point. My biggest issue with Walmart is not really their corporate desire for world domination, but rather the fact there isn’t a quality store in the the greater Los Angeles area. Sure there’s one in Van Nuys, but that place is a complete shithole. The other only option is over on Crenshaw Blvd, but my sources have told me that place, similar to the Van Nuys store, apparently is in a constant state of appearance that makes it seem like an earthquake occurred in the previous minutes.
Suggestion —- knock down the nearby Scientology Center and put up a Walmart (a clean one).
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