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8/31 - “How to impress me at Karaoke”

By The Stabbing Pen | August 31, 2008

When it comes to karaoke, and as a performer you aim to please the crowd, there’s really only two ways to go about it. You can simply sing well. If you are somewhat talented, and actually have a halfway decent voice, getting a good reaction is a pretty safe bet.

The other option is to admit to yourself that you’re a horrible singer, and use your stage presence (antics) to get the crowd’s attention. Don’t just stand there singing horribly, and drunkenly giggling through your song.  THAT BORES ME.

Even worse, do not choose a rap song to do karaoke.  These don’t make for good singalongs, and I’m not impressed by your ability to remember and recite a lot of lyrics.

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