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9/4 - “Stupid answer to a stupid question”
By The Stabbing Pen | September 4, 2008
In a recent survey I heard about on the radio, it was stated that the majority of people would rather be stuck on an island with their pet, rather than their significant other. After mentioning this study, the broadcaster concluded with, “Wow. That’s scary.”
NOT SCARY AT ALL. For one thing, this is a moronic survey. Most hypothetical situations that begin with “If you were stuck on an island…” are moronic themselves. I think people should they actually be faced with this situation in real life would ALWAYS choose their spouse over their pet. If not their spouse, definitely another human being. Pets are useless, other than maybe offering some protection or the ability to find/hunt/kill potential some food. But yes, overwhelmingly another human being would be way more valuable.
Who in their right mind would take this survey question seriously anyway? Answering with “my pet,” is of course the hip/cute/funny answer…to an incredibly stupid question.
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