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9/11 - “The worst thing you can do is fart”
By The Stabbing Pen | September 11, 2008
Recently somebody passed me a link to this product:
http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2008/09/subtle_butt_la_los_angeles_gadgets_grooming.html
You stick it between your butt cheeks and it filters the odor released when you fart.
GOD FORBID SOMEBODY SMELLS YOUR FART. THE WORLD WILL END. THE EARTH WILL CRUMBLE. YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN. YOU WILL GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB. NOBODY WILL LIKE YOU. YOU WILL BE OSTRACIZED FROM THE COMMUNITY.
If a person is really farting that often and they stink that much, they oughta see a doctor as opposed to doing the typically American thing —— attempting to cover it up with a piece of shit product.
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