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9/30 - “Gaseous unborn children”
By The Stabbing Pen | September 30, 2008
With a co-worker of mine 7 months into her pregnancy, it’s possible that this is the most amount of time I’ve ever really been around a pregnant woman in my life. I HAVE QUESTIONS.
For example, if the mother is having some stomach pains, how does she know if she just has a stomach ache, or if it’s baby-related stuff? If the baby has a stomach ache, does she then have one as well, automatically?
If the baby farts, does it smell “inside” the mother? If the mother has gas, does the baby then have gas too? Can the woman create her own smelly farts, and then with a good moral conscience actually blame her unborn child for the odor?
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