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10/10 - “Beatings in Public(x)”

By The Stabbing Pen | October 10, 2008

Eddie Murphy once said he goes to supermarkets just to watch mothers beat their kids.  HOW ENTERTAINING.  Maybe it’s just my imagination, or maybe I’m just talking out of my ass (I NEVER DO THAT), but this trend seems to be dying. 

With the advent of places like Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods, these organic, natural, liberal, new school, new-age, markets that are wooded in decor seems to be causing the death of the child-tantrum and public motherly spankage.  “JONS” is my last hope.

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