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10/25 - “Always leave the movies satisfied”
By The Stabbing Pen | October 25, 2008
With prices for movie tickets ridiculously high these days, after seeing something in the theater, your friend will often ask you, “How was the movie? Did you get your money’s worth?”
I asked Mike D. (‘Cuse Mike D. not baseball Mike D. or Beastie Boys Mike D.) if he had plans to see that “Role Models” movie. He wasn’t sure, but said that if he does go to see the movie, if he laughs a few times during it, he could leave the theater satisfied.
It’s pretty simple how to always leave the movies satisfied. When you’re in the theater and sense that the movie (any movie/any genre) is about to end, with a few minutes left, just start masturbating. Depending on how good your timing is, you can always leave the movies satisfied.
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