Put this one in the category of things I refuse to Google, but am more than happy to write about. I’m just horribly afraid of what might come up, particular in a Google images search. However I did search it in Wikipedia.
For those who aren’t aware, a “Dirty Sanchez” is considered Coprophilia, which is a sex act involving feces. Specifically, as far as I’m aware, ‘the Sanchez is the applying of a feces mustache on one’s own, or another’s face.
I’m just wondering if it has to be a shit-stache. I’m sure people who enjoy involving feces in their sex life, don’t exclusively prefer mustaches. Actually, there are infinite possibilities. Poop-sideburns, poop-beards, and if this was the late 1990’s/early 2000’s, poop-goatees.
So once again, I refuse to do any further research in terms of looking into other names for other poop facial-hair-styles, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and assume within certain gross and deviant circles they already have names for this stuff —— but hey, as gross as all this might sound, if nobody’s getting hurt, I could care less if you rub shit all over your body.
Just be sure to take your shoes off before you come into my house. I just shampooed my carpet goddammit.
Actually, on second thought, you are not to come near me or my home, you poopypeople.
Marissa on May 5th, 2009
NO NO NO!! I care! If I ever find out anyone I know is doing this stuff, I might have to put them out of their misery permanently. Sorry.
I generally don’t judge what people want to do with themselves, but I draw the line at hygiene and all things germ-related. And odor.
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