While out to dinner for Lance’s 30th birthday at Katana on Saturday night, I was chewing on some ribs when I spotted the actor Ryan Phillipe a couple of tables over.  Since photographs were already being snapped throughout the evening at our table, at some point we were going to ask a stranger (waiter/busboy) to take a shot of all of us.

Then I thought to myself, we oughta ask Ryan Phillipe to take the photo of all of us.  I have nothing against him personally, but on some level messing with celebrities is funny to me.  Envision this — I go up to Ryan while holding a camera in my hands, “Mr. Phillipe, would you mind?”  Since I would have addressed him by name while holding a camera, he would be under the impression I wanted a picture WITH him.

Then I’d flip that shit, and just ask him to take a photograph of our group of friends, leaving the actor rather bewildered, purely for my enjoyment and amusement.