I’m not certain that I’ve ever been on a motorcycle before. In actuality, I have little interest in hopping onto to a Harley anytime soon. Maybe if I lived in Montana, and not in Los Angeles, I’d be more interested in owning a bike. There’s little that’s appealing to me about having to dangerously weave in and out of traffic on the crowded freeways.
I think it makes much more sense for me to simply purchase a motorcycle helmet. It’s cheaper than purchasing the bike too. All I really want to do is walk around with the helmet anyway. You’ve seen these guys. When someone walks into a room, or a public place carrying a helmet, this instantly demands a certain level of respect.
But what happens when someone discovers I don’t actually own a motorcycle? Well, all I can hope is that they’d appreciate the hilarity of my brilliant charade….

The Constant Complainer on June 24th, 2009
Motorcycles are dangerous. You won’t shoot your eye out, you’ll just kill youself…
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