Bengals wide reciever Chad Ochocinco, formerly Chad Johnson wears #85 on his uniform.   We all know that “ochocinco” is 8-5 and not 85, but let’s forget that for a second….

With his name now legally Ochocinco, what happens if Chad gets traded to another team —- and the number 85 isn’t available.  Perhaps it’s retired, or another player refuses to give it up.

As stupid as it is that #85 is named 8-5, I can’t imagine how dumb it would be if 8-5 wore #84.