GRAPE BLOW POPS GET NO RESPECT.
It’s true, no matter who purchases a bag of Blow Pops, every single time the last few Blow Pops remaining are always the grape flavored ones. Why is this? They’re actually good. Independent of other flavored Blow Pops, should someone offer you a grape Blow Pop, you’d never turn it down. Yet, when you reach into that bowl or bag, of course you’re digging for a strawberry or a watermelon. Someday grape Blow Pops will rise up.
You know what pisses me off? The fact that I had completed an entire other post, one that was politcally driven and full of vigor and insight. However, when I went to go post it, somehow Wordpress fucked up, and I had lost everything I wrote. I want to cry and hurt people. There’s no way I was going to rewrite that on the spot, so enjoy this meaningless Blow Pop shit instead.

flyerzrule on December 11th, 2009
grape is pretty much the worst flavor of everything - juice, candy, gum. actual grapes are one of my favorite fruits though.