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12/12 - “Rare booger event”

A moment like the following one I’m about to describe comes only once in a blue moon, if not even once in a lifetime for some people.

The other day I was “cleaning out” (picking) my nose (Yeah, that’s right.  Get over it.  At least I was home and nobody was watching), and I noticed a stark contrast between what came out of my left nostril and what came out of my right one.   I couldn’t believe it!

The left nostril produced a very dry booger —- the kind capable of easily being rolled up into a ball.   Meanwhile the right nostril produced more of a wet, oozing snot, the kind that is not as fun to play with as the ball.

Anyway, what does this all mean?   My right and left nostrils can’t even get on the same page.  Perhaps I should just step back and just try appreciate such a rarity for what it is —- whatever that may be.

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