Sounds appetizing, doesn’t it?”

Believe it or not, it exists on a real menu.   Yammy Pizza, on the corner of Sunset/Highland offers an “LA S.M.O.G.  Pizza.”  (has sausage, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers).   I guess that’s really smogp, but like I said, I’m just transcribing the menu.

If anyone knows me at all, they know all I ever want is cheese pizza.  Yammy’s had acceptable cheese pizza.

Point is, I’m not going to, but I urge you all to try the smog pizza.   I really should be writing restaurant reviews now that I think of it.