Of course a major part of the culture out here in Los Angeles, is dealing with the ridiculous amount of traffic here.  There’s only so many things I can do in my car to keep myself entertained without losing patience.

When driving in very slowly moving traffic, one of my favorite activities is to, well, check out cute women in the vehicles next to me.  If I’m pulling up along side a car, it’s possible that I’ll have a good idea if a cute girl might be driving it before I even see the driver.

I guess I should say I can often predict that a cute girl will not be driving certain vehicles.  If I see a van up ahead, no way will there be any eye candy inside.

All types vans are anti-hot women.   Vans are associated with “living in a van down by the river.”  Unmarked vans are associated with creepy mofos, perhaps child molesters.  Caravans are for soccer moms and middle-aged people.

One day though I’m sure I’ll be shocked — that one time I see a hot girl in her 20’s — driving a Dodge Caravan.