I suppose I like to push buttons sometimes.  One of my favorite activities is to make people think I actually want to engage in normal human conversations with them.

Say a co-worker walks by my desk at the office.  Right as he/she is about to pass me, I like to yell out, “Hey!”  Also, shouting the person’s name works.

99 out of 100 times the person will stop, turn around, and eagerly await your next words — probably expecting a question.  This is when I go silent for a moment, and then chuckle.  I’m probably the most annoying person I know.   So awesome.