Physical fitness is something I deeply value, so it often comes up as a subject in conversation.

Bozzzy and I often refer to having a “V-shaped groin, ” which is an ideal shape for that region of a man.   (For the record, I suppose I often have even weirder conversations, so you might has well disregard any weirdness here.  There’s nothing wrong with 2 secure heterosexual men discussing their groins.)

Anyway, I asked him how would one improve a V-shaped groin?  Like, what letter would come after V?   Bozzzy replied,  “W.”

“How could you have a W-shaped groin?”

Only Siamese twins are capable of achieving such a fitness goal.