Archives
- 10/8 - “What don’t they call it that?” (0)
- 10/7 - “How smart is my cat?” (0)
- 10/6 - “Take this, avoid hangovers” (0)
- 10/5 - “Not so fast” (1)
- 10/3 - “2-ply toilet paper: highly inefficient” (0)
- 10/2 - “Really scared of getting killed by a train” (1)
- 10/1 - “Sure, I’ll take my boots off…and smack you in the face with them” (0)
- 9/30 - “Gaseous unborn children” (0)
- 9/29 - “Philosophy” (1)
- 9/28 - “Best way to make weight…” (0)
- 9/27 - “You know who I look like…” (0)
- 9/25 - “All photos at once” (0)
- 9/24 - “Fuck Pizza Hut and their trickery” (1)
- 9/23 - “Ah, I feel better” (0)
- 9/21 - “What else is on the menu, bitch?” (0)
- 9/20 - “Not a pedophile!” (0)
- 9/18 - “More on quarters / retarded soda machine from heaven” (0)
- 9/17 - “Change for the sake of change?” (0)
- 9/15 - “Alternative fundraisers” (0)
- 9/14 - “Robot orgy” (1)
- 9/13 - “Right back where I started from” (0)
- 9/12 - “Carson Daly defies logic” (0)
- 9/11 - “The worst thing you can do is fart” (0)
- 9/9 - “We’re all addicted to Krackel” (0)
- 9/8 - “Breaking down video with Bill Belichick” (0)
- 9/7 - “At least it was while he was alive” (0)
- 9/5 - “Extras and craft service for really really low budget films” (1)
- 9/4 - “Stupid answer to a stupid question” (0)
- 9/2 - “Compromise in the workplace” (3)
- 9/1 - “Still don’t understand the restaurant grading system” (2)
- 8/31 - “How to impress me at Karaoke” (1)
- 8/30 - “Quick question about the selection of Sarah Palin” (1)
- 8/28 - “Skateboarding age limit” (3)
- 8/27 - “All I want is a nearby Walmart so clean that I can eat off it’s floors” (0)
- 8/26 - “Tuxedo t-shirts” (2)
- 8/25 - “Bathroom attendants” (2)
- 8/23 - “Once you give ‘em money, you can say anything” (0)
- 8/21 - “Good season, can count the humiliations on one hand” (0)
- 8/20 - “Judges? It’s a snack” (0)
- 8/19 - “Newsweek made me laugh” (1)
- 8/18 - “No public restrooms” (1)
- 8/17 - “Bad name for a party” (1)
- 8/16 - “Who cares about swimming anyway, I guess” (0)
- 8/14 - “Legendary cluelessness” (1)
- 8/13 - “Let’s see some poor sports(wo)manship” (0)
- 8/12 - “BFF’s, TBF’s, and terrible logic” (1)
- 8/11 - “Has actress Mary Steenburgen had plastic surgery?” (1)
- 8/9 - “Why do some people want to knock me down from my high?” (2)
- 8/8 - “Can retards — uh, the mentally challenged vote?” (0)
- 8/7 - “I have another call coming in, hold on” (0)
- 8/6 - “Not the place for a joke” (0)
- 8/5 - “If I get hit by a bus tomorrow, please delete my Myspace/Facebook” (0)
- 8/4 - “9-1-1 doesn’t care about Shia LeBeouf” (1)
- 8/3 - “If you don’t buy this Butterfinger, I will surely lead a life of crime” (0)
- 8/1 - “Nobody Beats the Wiz, well until they went out of business” (0)
- 7/31 - “D-Wade’s mom: horrible speller” (7)
- 7/30 - “It came out wrong” (1)
- 7/28 - “Just like crying” (1)
- 7/27 - “Hopefully Henry Wyatt won’t be so stupid and so uncultured” (0)
- 7/26 - “Plastic bag ban – horrible idea” (2)
- 7/24 - “The only people more bizarre than actors are acting teachers” (0)
- 7/23 - “Remedy to elevator awkwardness” (0)
- 7/22 - “I forgot I was a corporate sell-out” (1)
- 7/21 - “Twist on corporal punishment” (1)
- 7/20 - “I don’t give a shit about first ladies” (1)
- 7/19 - “Ice makes me angry” (2)
- 7/17 - “I was wondering…” (1)
- 7/16 - “More great progress from the human race” (0)
- 7/15 - “I’m not worried about you” (1)
- 7/14 - “Look at him, so human-like” (1)
- 7/13 - “I see dead people watching dead people if they’re watching The 6th Sense” (1)
- 7/12 - “Sick of Bangkok jokes” (0)
- 7/11 - “Is it gay to…?” (0)
- 7/9 - “Ideal living room” (3)
- 7/8 - “Guitar stor-ies” (2)
- 7/6 - “I can’t wait until winter. Yeah I said it!” (5)
- 7/5 - “Quick note on the Barney’s jukebox” (0)
- 7/4 - “Tell him/her I say hello” (1)
- 7/3 - “Scare-cut” (2)
- 7/2 - “Stdmatch.com” (1)
- 7/1 - “Leave your glasses on” (0)
- 6/30 - “Nobody really likes cotton candy” (1)
- 6/29 - “Chasing hors d’oeuvres” (0)
- 6/27 - “End of innocence” (0)
- 6/25 - “Enemy confusion (1)
- 6/24 - “Stupid kitty, fucking up my air mattress” (0)
- 6/22 - “Jews for Jesus” (0)
- 6/21 - “Link rules” (1)
- 6/20 - “I don’t get it, but then again I’ve never tried it” (1)
- 6/18 - “Just let her pee in her pants like a normal kid” (0)
- 6/17 - “Church parking” (2)
- 6/16 - “Conversational road signs” (1)
- 6/15 - “You never gonna get this, but I’ll drink that thank you” (1)
- 6/14 - “I still plan to sue Excalibur” (1)
- 6/12 - “People who think they can find anything on the Internet IV” (1)
- 6/11 - “Tough to delete selected texts” (2)
- 6/10 - “Leftover globs” (2)
- 6/9 - “Worst gift ever and I need it” (1)
- 6/8 - “See, it wasn’t me” (0)
- 6/6 - “Keep speed addicts around for rides” (0)
- 6/5 - “I guess the health teacher forgot to mention that one” (2)
- 6/4 - “More on covers” (0)
- 6/3 - “Add that to the iCal” (1)
- 6/2 - “Holey earrings” (0)
- 6/1 - “I’d like to thank the Academy and Manny Ramirez” (0)
- 5/31 - “Guys pay $20 cover, girls are free” (1)
- 5/30 - “Prison bus nonsense” (0)
- 5/29 - “Star Wars for chicks” (3)
- 5/28 - “Pennies, urinals, and Jewish stereotypes” (2)
- 5/27 - “Please look at my food” (0)
- 5/26 - “Fake Myspace page” (2)
- 5/24- “Gum is a connector, not merely an adhesive” (1)
- 5/23 - “Top 10 list of bodily sensations not including orgasm” (0)
- 5/21 - “NBA promos disprove racist theories” (0)
- 5/20 - “Checker Cab Company encourages DWI’s” (0)
- 5/19 - “What I wanna name my first daughter” (1)
- 5/18 - “Myspace at work for Myspace” (0)
- 5/17 - “Some more stuff on Mohawks” (1)
- 5/14 - “The Lunchtruck” (3)
- 5/13 - “Birthday freedoms” (1)
- 5/12 - “I don’t wanna be a superhero” (0)
- 5/11 - “Start walking” (1)
- 5/9 - “2 songs in 1″ (0)
- 5/7 - “Losers” (0)
- 5/6 - “Only Dave runs in place” (0)
- 5/5 - “Couch jumping” (1)
- 5/4 - “The $2 bill” (0)
- 5/3 - “I can’t imagine what this fucking maniac was looking for” (0)
- 5/2 - “Do we trust each other or not?” (0)
- 5/1 - “M&M’s, Nickelodeon, and a sign I’m coming of age” (2)
- 4/30 - “Jew photographers are much smarter than country hicks and 15 year old pop stars” (0)
- 4/29 - “Happy Day Jomo” (1)
- 4/28 - “Snoop blogg” (1)
- 4/27 - “Is there something about my personality that invites these incidents?” (1)
- 4/26 - “AT&T, you won’t win” (0)
- 4/24 - “Fingernail painting” (0)
- 4/23 - “Not white guys” (0)
- 4/21 - “Seder perversion” (0)
- 4/19 - “Impressed by your restraint” (0)
- 4/18 - “Ouija Board is a piece of shit game” (20)
- 4/17 - “I dare you to buy something other than Heinz ketchup” (0)
- 4/15 - “Another good survey/test for some Harlem residents” (0)
- 4/13 - “Countries without the Internet” (0)
- 4/12 - “Facebook is probably out of control” (0)
- 4/11 - “Bozzz doesn’t understand me anymore” (0)
- 4/10 - “I wonder if that’s what happened to the elastic in my underwear” (0)
- 4/9 - “Smell my finger and you’ll be amazed — I know I am” (1)
- 4/8 - “Some guys are pussies when it comes to ketchup” (1)
- 4/6 - “Celebrity wife cookbooks” (0)
- 4/5 - “New Michael Jackson theory” (0)
- 4/4 - “Soap trick” (1)
- 4/2 - “But how do I taste?” (1)
- 4/1 - “Suggestions for office pranks” (0)
- 3/31 - “Baffled by Vitamin water” (0)
- 3/29 - “America sucks, but all the Chinese love the Tibetans” (0)
- 3/27 - “I bet some of ‘em got killed for a sandwich” (0)
- 3/26 - “You might wanna reset the treadmill” (0)
- 3/25 - “Can I actually donate that?” (0)
- 3/24 - “Non-sexual rape” (1)
- 3/23 - “I guess I shouldn’t ever really complain about high school” (1)
- 3/22 - “A sign I may have given up on humanity” (1)
- 3/21 - “What did Jesus do on Saturday?” (1)
- 3/20 - “Enough already with the goddam Jesus in the clouds” (0)
- 3/18 - “Sounds like a board game to me” (0)
- 3/17 - “Govern yourself” (0)
- 3/16 - “Missing hikers in a small upstate NY town” (0)
- 3/15 - “Lumberjack Iraq” (0)
- 3/14 - “Forget McCain, Obama, or Clinton, I’m voting for Judge Judy” (0)
- 3/13 - “Little League dynasty and the miracle game” (0)
- 3/11 - “Save the environment in places where it’s most fucked up” (0)
- 3/10 - “Who’s calling?” (0)
- 3/8 - “Fever justification” (0)
- 3/6 - “Shit in the dark” (6)
- 3/5 - “American Idol producers are such pieces of shit, and they do such a good job too” (1)
- 3/4 - “Big surprise, Moses was high” (0)
- 3/2 - “The Nyquil challenge” (0)
- 3/1 - “Admissions about sunglasses” (0)
- 2/29 - “Feeling sad in the future” (0)
- 2/26 - “I’ll be in the other room if you need something” (0)
- 2/25 - “Guilt-free attraction to Ellen Page” (0)
- 2/24 - “Condoms in strip clubs” (0)
- 2/23 - “So what do you think that is?” (0)
- 2/22 - “C’mon Ralphs, just gimme a fucking milk crate” (0)
- 2/21 - “The term Internet stalker is used way too freely” (0)
- 2/20 - “What if there’s more than one Ryan Seacrest?” (2)
- 2/19 - “Give the beef to them” (1)
- 2/18 - “Beef recall” (0)
- 2/17 - “Strippers must hate Motley Crue” (0)
- 2/16 - “Johan Santana will probably win 25 games” (1)
- 2/15 - “Bozzz and the counting of the cocks” (0)
- 2/14 - “Gymnasts and their periods” (0)
- 2/12 - “Fine, I’m impressed” (0)
- 2/11 - “He said it, not me” (0)
- 2/10 - “People who criticized Michael Jordan for playing baseball” (0)
- 2/9 - “Big deal, it smells like fish” (1)
- 2/8 - “Assume she’s spreading all kindsa shit” (0)
- 2/7 - “I refuse to bury that flag” (1)
- 2/6 - “Sound of snot” (2)
- 2/5 - “Investigative journalism” (0)
- 2/4 - “$49.95 on PPV” (0)
- 2/3 - “Grilled cheese sandwiches” (0)
- 2/1 - “Only a real schmuck watches the Super Bowl at a bar” (0)
- 1/31 - “Avoiding gym tours” (1)
- 1/30 - “Brett Butler’s mom is Nostradamus” (1)
- 1/29 - “Perfect spot” (0)
- 1/28 - “Hair update” (0)
- 1/27 - “Dead fish in a public tank” (0)
- 1/25 - “I didn’t change, sue me” (0)
- 1/24 - “It’s not you, it’s the car” (0)
- 1/23 - “Would somebody please go “Tonya Harding” on Tom Brady?” (0)
- 1/22 - “More on salmon burgers” (0)
- 1/21 - “Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, and the rest of Fox cheated you” (2)
- 1/19 - “Arnica Montana: cocaine to battered and ashamed wives” (0)
- 1/18 - “Where’s my Britney Spears made for TV movie?” (0)
- 1/17 - “I guess Mace is for chicks” (0)
- 1/16 - “God values sneezing more than coughing” (0)
- 1/15 - “Wow, not a bad day at all” (0)
- 1/14 - “Hitting she-males” (2)
- 1/13 - “We want the Patriots to win (lose)” (1)
- 1/12 - “Washing my face in the kitchen sink” (1)
- 1/11 - “First ever post not written by me, but probably my best” (1)
- 1/10 - “Will Smith is a stupid shitbag” (6)
- 1/9 - “Amy Fisher is hotter than Princess Diana, sorry” (1)
- 1/8 - “Depressed skydiving instructor” (2)
- 1/7 - “Why I’m a great human being” (0)
- 1/6 - “Come on doc, you know you wanna” (3)
- 1/5 - “I’d slit my wrists too if I owned a Roxette cassette” (0)
- 1/3 - “Barry Bonds rookie card” (0)
- 1/2 - “Ashley Madison has a big wet orgasm on a pile of money as your heart breaks” (0)
- 1/1 - “Pairs of socks” (0)
- 12/30 - “Getting grandma high” (1)
- 12/28 - “Confessions of a fat slob” (0)
- 12/27 - “Google Adsense” (0)
- 12/26 - “I hope it’s a catered affair” (1)
- 12/25 - “Atheists with coupons still don’t get into heaven” (0)
- 12/24 - “Poor Dane Cook” (0)
- 12/23 - “Please just watch the road” (0)
- 12/21 - “Ew threshold” (0)
- 12/20 - “Best gay joke ever” (0)
- 12/19 - “The Simpsons test” (0)
- 12/18 - “Black mannequins” (0)
- 12/17 - “A little early, no?” (1)
- 12/16 - “Selective reporting” (2)
- 12/14 - “Ties and t-shirts” (2)
- 12/13 - “Raw food and my feminine side” (3)
- 12/12 - “It never gets old” (2)
- 12/11 - “I really do feel bad about that” (2)
- 12/10 - “For all your advertising needs, feel free to come to me Gillette” (3)
- 12/9 - “Just like a commercial” (0)
- 12/8 - “Roulette, stupid old wives game — perfect for me” (0)
- 12/7 - “Date rapists are such pussies” (1)
- 12/6 - “So you wanna be a gynecologist?” (2)
- 12/5 - “I’m still pissed, mom” (0)
- 12/4 - “I don’t think it’s gonna ever be back” (0)
- 12/3 - “So what exactly is wrong with you?” (0)
- 12/2 - “East coast bias” (0)
- 12/1 - “Rabbits make terrible pets, right?” (2)
- 11/30 - “The nothing people” (0)
- 11/29 - “I’m not giving you shit if you lie to me” (0)
- 11/28 - “Holocaust jokes don’t really fly at Jewish singles events” (2)
- 11/27 - “Girls have it right” (0)
- 11/26 - “Thick skin” (0)
- 11/25 - “Yes. We’re brothers” (2)
- 11/16 - “Sing Happy Birthday, assholes” (0)
- 11/15 - “Either play beer-pong or lick the bottom of my shoes” (0)
- 11/14 - “Please explain to me how the WNBA still exists” (2)
- 11/13 - “Best way to advertise for fibersomething” (0)
- 11/12 - “We’re fucked up” (2)
- 11/11 - “Rock n’ roll Ralphs” (0)
- 11/9 - “I chose not to become a doctor” (0)
- 11/8 - “User names and passwords” (0)
- 11/7 - “Open space” (3)
- 11/6 - “Real name” (0)
- 11/5 - “Underrated fashion foresight” (1)
- 11/4 - “Versatile contestant” (1)
- 11/2 - “Tammy Reid - worst mother ever” (0)
- 11/1 - “Eat all Halloween candy” (2)
- 10/31 - “Annual Horah injuries” (0)
- 10/30 - “Completely made up dream interpretations” (2)
- 10/29 - “Burping and farting females” (0)
- 10/27 - “Would you bang a hot retard?” (2)
- 10/25 - “By the way, Peppermint Patty probably isn’t a lesbian” (2)
- 10/24 - “Osama bin Laden DVD box set - the perfect holiday gift” (1)
- 10/22 - “Am I being logical or paranoid?” (0)
- 10/20 - “Idea for a Halloween costume” (0)
- 10/19 - “I thought Ellen was the man of the relationship” (0)
- 10/18 - "Backpacks, man-purses, and my own immaturity" (3)
- 10/17 - "Christian anal virginity" (0)
- 10/15 - "Fantasy Bass Fishing" (2)
- 10/14 - "Humidity & wind chill factor" (1)
- 10/13 - “Jerking off, then trying to shit” (2)
- 10/11 - "New rule" (2)
- 10/10 - "Skipping" (0)
- 10/9 - "Airport security pretty much rapes old people" (0)
- 10/8 - "Bluejeans philosophies" (0)
- 10/7 - "Yelling from cars" (2)
- 10/5 - "Amish comas" (0)
- 10/3 - "Satan worshippers" (1)
- 10/2 - "Drinkin’ water" (1)
- 10/1 - "The story of Murray’s Supreme Hair Dressing Pomade" (1)
- 9/30 - "So you had a bad day?" (0)
- 9/27 - "And you think I’m a complaining Jew? Wow." (0)
- 9/26 - "To the defense of The Sizzler" (0)
- 9/25 - "Apology to people who have had sex changes" (0)
- 9/24 - "But I only eat fish" (2)
- 9/23 - "Fibbing treadmills" (0)
- 9/22 - "Fuck G-d" (1)
- 9/21 - "Ringside Liquor" (1)
- 9/19 - "Cool new people" (0)
- 9/18 - "You haven’t earned the right to wear that" (0)
- 9/17 - "Misogyny and optimism" (1)
- 9/15 - "T-shirts with words on them" (1)
- 9/13 - "My mom’s left-wing politics nearly killed me" (1)
- 9/12 - "Always keep hard copies of records when you make friendly bets" (1)
- 9/11 - "Radio techniques" (0)
- 9/10 - "Oh stop, you’re just as creepy" (2)
- 9/9 - "Show for retards" (1)
- 9/8 - "Shopping for shoes like it’s a Super Toy Run" (2)
- 9/6 - "First ever blog dedication — for Tyler" (2)
- 9/5 - "Kanye West & 50 Cent" (1)
- 9/4 - "Life is unfair" (1)
- 9/3 - "Grammar manifesto" (1)
- 9/2 - "People who think they can find anything on the Internet III" (3)
- 8/31 - "I thought you were good at numbers" (1)
- 8/29 - "My 2nd deepest darkest fear" (0)
- 8/28 - "Eh, we went to the moon" (0)
- 8/27 - "Beans and pointless math" (1)
- 8/25 - "I guess it’s genetic" (0)
- 8/23 - "Ziploc makes $6.5 billion yearly—how much from drugs?" (1)
- 8/22 - "Tell me if this makes any sense" (3)
- 8/21 - "Please show that on TV" (0)
- 8/19 - "Don’t bring your fucking baby to Sunset Junction" (0)
- 8/17 - "3 impossible feats that guys can’t do" (0)
- 8/16 - "Look at me being all complimentary" (2)
- 8/14 - "Why is there no people food?" (0)
- 8/13 - "Suggestions for Hallmark" (0)
- 8/11 - "Environmentally conscious vagabonds" (0)
- 8/10 - "If I went into confessional, it might sound like…" (0)
- 8/9 - "Two awesomely terrible pick-up lines" (1)
- 8/8 - "Stupid salad" (1)
- 8/7 - "Better option for school shooters" (0)
- 8/4 - "Myspace messages from people that don’t exist" (0)
- 8/2 - "Lesbians in kilts" (0)
- 8/1 - "Fuck Goofy, I shoulda sued" (0)
- 7/30 - "Che Guevara" (1)
- 7/29 - "People in their twenties that say they never want kids" (3)
- 7/27 - "A pimple, yay?" (0)
- 7/24 - "Check mirrors before spitting?" (0)
- 7/23 - "ESPN is not only greedy, but also quite dumb" (2)
- 7/19 - "Mutilation and circumcision are not the same thing" (1)
- 7/18 - "Take a number, and shove it up your ass" (0)
- 7/15 - "A-Date" (0)
- 7/13 - "Jason exists, and is a psycho………no really" (0)
- 7/11 - "Cubicle decorations" (2)
- 7/10 - "Do not play Hangman with black people" (2)
- 7/7 - "Obsessions, confessions, and overused phrases" (0)
- 7/5 - "Homos in outer space" (1)
- 7/2 - "Wednesday off is weird" (0)
- 7/1 - "More hostility towards cigarette smokers" (1)
- 6/29 - "See, recycling can be disgusting" (0)
- 6/28 - "You are not a pornstar" (1)
- 6/27 - "I can hear your music through your headphones" (0)
- 6/25 - "Summer Solstice, truly the longest day of the year" (0)
- 6/18 - "5 random underrated sitcom characters" (1)
- 6/17 - "LA Parks Department is sexist" (0)
- 6/15 - "I know nothing about technology, but am awaiting…" (0)
- 6/13 - "The hypocrisy of alcohol and sports" (0)
- 6/12 - "Dead people aren’t always attractive" (1)
- 6/11 - "Cheetos should come with latex gloves included" (1)
- 6/9 - "The pen is no longer mightier than the sword, it is the sword" (1)
- 6/8 - "It’s okay to steal tips when…" (0)
- 6/7 - "I plan to kill a biker" (0)
- 6/6 - "Human-man: a real hero" (0)
- 6/3 - "People who buy DVD’s just to fill up their rack" (1)
- 6/1 - "Michael Vick sucks at life" (1)
- 5/29 - "Dirty wordy gurdy answers" (1)
- 5/26 - "First ever interactive blog, dirty wordy gurdy" (1)
- 5/25 - "The best thing about joining a band or owning a horse" (0)
- 5/22 - "People in my building that walk by me with their heads down" (0)
- 5/21 - "Anybody who texts a vote for anything ever" (0)
- 5/15 - "Interleague play" (0)
- 5/14 - "Dreamgirls couldn’t figure itself out" (1)
- 5/10 - "Why Pinocchio was a traumatic experience" (0)
- 5/8 - "The Secret" (6)
- 5/6 - "Hair gel and usage of the letter x" (0)
- 5/4 - "Things Paris Hilton will say while spending time in prison" (0)
- 5/1 - "I live an extreme lifestyle" (0)
- 4/30 - "Sheryl Crow knows nothing about my asshole" (1)
- 4/28 - "I think I might need to lose some weight because…" (1)
- 4/26 - "Booger Eaters" (0)
- 4/25 - "Bread butts/end pieces" (0)
- 4/24 - "You’re some basketball player" (0)
- 4/23 - "He committed paraphernalia and they threw him in prison" (0)
- 4/22 - "Question about genetics" (1)
- 4/20 - "Arguments against the courtesy flush" (1)
- 4/19 - "Russian hockey players are dumb" (0)
- 4/18 - "Horses getting high in the parking lot" (0)
- 4/17 - "I already checked" (0)
- 4/15 - "How horny is Rachel Robinson?" (0)
- 4/14 - "Tattoos on hot chixes" (1)
- 4/13 - "Volleyball is for maniacs and murderers" (0)
- 4/12 - "Don Imus and Anna Nicole Smith’s baby!" (0)
- 4/10 - "Blogfunk" (1)
- 4/7 - "Front door, back door" (1)
- 4/5 - "Sad News" (0)
- 4/3 - "Best way to drive drunk" (0)
- 4/2 - "Get your plastic surgery done over the weekend" (0)
- 3/30 - "Frogs and toads wrestle" (0)
- 3/29 - "Is it confusing when Snoop Dogg needs a chisel?" (0)
- 3/28 - "FM Oldies stations that cut extended solos from songs" (0)
- 3/27 - "I can’t wait for conservatives to…" (0)
- 3/26 - "Bozzz breaking promises" (0)
- 3/24 - "How do color blind people eat jellybeans?" (0)
- 3/23 - "Perhaps it might be time to change my ways" (0)
- 3/21 - "Some things Sanjaya can do" (0)
- 3/20 - "Gas vs. Cigarettes" (1)
- 3/18 - "Hungry Hungry Hippos is propaganda" (0)
- 3/16 - "Even Jesus couldn’t help me with my bracket" (1)
- 3/14 - "Wave at cars with tinted windows" (0)
- 3/13 - "Advice for terrorists" (0)
- 3/12 - "Is it easier to…?" (0)
- 3/10 - "Bowling is for everyone" (0)
- 3/9 - “What can be cute?” (1)
- 3/6 - "Get rid of helmets in hockey" (0)
- 3/5 - "Lack of jukebox foresight" (0)
- 3/3 - "Lesbian animals" (0)
- 3/2 - "Advertising for The Forward" (0)
- 2/28 - "Tim Hardaway’s grammar" (0)
- 2/27 - "It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye" (0)
- 2/26 - "It’s just a rumor, just a rumor" (0)
- 2/24 - "Ice Breakers Sours" (0)
- 2/23 - "Paula Abdul-Jabbar" (0)
- 2/22 - "Is it really that exciting to drive alongside of somebody you know?" (0)
- 2/21 - "Wanting to write a blog, but not having one to write" (1)
- 2/19 - "The real father of Bridget Moynahan’s baby" (0)
- 2/15 - "PeOpLe ThAt TyPe LiKe ThIs" (1)
- 2/13 - "People who think they can find anything on the Internet II" (0)
- 2/12 - "Jesus Takes the Wheel! (and avoids traffic)" (2)
- 2/11 - "Karma, football predictions, free drinks, and Justin Timberlake" (0)
- 2/9 - "How long I gotta wait til I can use Anna Nicole Smith for material?" (1)
- 2/8 - "Richard Simmons" (0)
- 2/7 - "Soccer Riots" (0)
- 2/5 - "I am not a racist, but…" (0)
- 2/4 - "Fuck (F-u-c-k T-o-p 8)…for now" (0)
- 2/2 - "Who’s worse, Chris Daughtry or Adolf Hitler?" (0)
- 2/1 - "Fuck you, I’m a cat" (0)
- 1/29 - "Wolfgang Van Halen" (0)
- 1/28 - "Considerations for banning transfat" (0)
- 1/24 - "Things that will occur before Chinese Democracy is released" (0)
- 1/23 - "What I expect from my future wife" (0)
- 1/22 - ""Words that are pronounced in more than one way" (0)
- 1/19 - "Homeless beggars that set up camp in stupid spots that make no sense" (1)
- 1/17 - "Faith in humankind reaffirmed in the supermarket" (0)
- 1/16 - "Simon Cowell" (0)
- 1/14 - "My deepest darkest fear" (1)
- 1/12 - "Working on Martin Luther King Day" (0)
- 1/11 - "Private profiles" (0)
- 1/10 - "Betty White’s invincibility" (0)
- 1/9 - "Stench in NYC" (0)
- 1/7 - "Tribute to James Brown - the blackest man of all time" (0)
- 1/5 - "Vaginal Rejuvenation Tour 2007?" (0)
- 1/2 - "Grandpa’s teeth" (1)