We’ve all heard of “beer goggles,” which basically means the more alcohol you drink, the more attractive someone (someone not so attractive) becomes.   This concept has been the subject of many sex/drinking jokes over the course of eternity.
That being said, I’ve thought of a scenario that sort of flips the idea on it’s head.   [...]

Discovery Zone, prior to bankruptcy, was a chain of entertainment facilities featuring games and elaborate indoor mazes designed for young children — including slides, climbing play structures, and ball pits.  There were at least a couple of these places around on Long Island, where I grew up.
I’m 27 now, but mazes, slides, climbing stuff, and ball pits [...]

There’s no shortage of things that piss me off, and seeing commercials for prescription medication is something that definitely is somewhere near the top of that list.  Perhaps this is primitive thinking, but if I am sick or have some kind of medical problem, I should see a doctor.
The doctor diagnoses, then prescribes.  Admittedly, I’m [...]

I’m not an expert on Vodka, and I’m not an expert when it comes to Red Bull either.  As far as I can see, the jury is still out on the dangers of combining these two things.  Well, for one thing drinking lots of either can’t be very healthy.  That especially goes for Red Bull.  [...]

Beer commercials throughout time have been very hit or miss for me.  I’m not a big beer drinker, but who wouldn’t have an appreciation for stupid humor and/or boobs…Yes, boobs.
Now on TV they’re running this ad, which I believe is for Budweiser.  I tried to hunt down a YouTube clip, or a transcription, but was [...]

After writing a couple of days ago about that computer virus I had, and how to fix it, I’m going to continue with more uplifting advice for people and society.  I really think breathalyzers, a device that measures blood/alcohol content in a person, oughta be installed in pretty much every vehicle.  I am almost always [...]

I’m not a big beer drinker, but has anybody seen this shit?  While watching some sports event I’m sure, a commercial for Coors Light appeared before me.  Apparently the can now tells you when it’s cold.  That’s right, according to the Internet, “Thermochromatic ink turns the mountains (on the can) blue when the beer is [...]

As a male human being over the age of 10, it’s not really socially acceptable for me to cry — and definitely not in public.  I could remember back when I was in grade school, here and there classmates would have outbursts, and tears would flow.  I can’t ever remember crying in school, and always [...]

Michael Phelps was pursued by law enforcement.  This was following the leak of a photograph — which showed the legendary Olympic swimmer taking a bong hit.
I believe Phelps endorsed Kelloggs, but recently these cereal people dropped him.  Mr. Backstroke Bong Rip is no longer a colleague of Tony the Tiger.   That tiger is a hypocrite, [...]

I won’t name names, but I know of a guy who told me he “roofied” himself back in college.  I love it.
And don’t gimme that, “Oh, I was just experimenting with drugs” crap.  WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU.  If that were the case, why not just take acid or ecstacy, or use coke like a normal [...]