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3/7 - “Shirtless bartenders”

Not that I frequent gay bars all that often, but I’ve found myself inside them before.  In fact, it’s not uncommon at all for the male bartenders at these gay bars to be shirtless while serving drinks.
Despite this being very gay, I’m not against shirtless bartenders because of any homophobic reasons.
Even though female bartenders often [...]

12/12 - “Rare booger event”

A moment like the following one I’m about to describe comes only once in a blue moon, if not even once in a lifetime for some people.
The other day I was “cleaning out” (picking) my nose (Yeah, that’s right.  Get over it.  At least I was home and nobody was watching), and I noticed a [...]

10/2 - “When I poop I think of you, but in a good way”

I once heard a story about a gay man who wasn’t quite over his ex-boyfriend.   He had fond memories of the times he and his lover spent together.  It was a difficult break-up, and this guy is still trying to get over it.
In fact, sometimes when this guy now goes #2, he’ll ponder the feces [...]

9/13 - “I’m clean, but be careful with the white underwear”

In addition to my previous post in which I boast about how classy and romantic I am — I’m quite hygienic as well.
Want proof?  Sometime within the past 6 to 12 months, for some unknown reason I thought for a moment that purchasing solid white boxers is actually a good idea.
I brought home my boxers [...]

8/28 - “Women on their periods in Britain”

So what do they say, ”My bloody vagina!”  or is it “My bloody bloody vagina!” ?

8/17 - “Posting injury pics”

I bet you have a few friends like this — people that love to post photos of their injuries on Facebook.  Is this to show off personal toughness?  Do people have an obsession with their ailments?  I don’t speak for everyone, but it just seems unnecessary to share pics of your gross [...]

6/28 - “Free medical advice from the CVS pharmacist”

Especially these days, affordable medical insurance can be tough to come by.  For me, I try to avoid doctor visits unless I absolutely have to go.  If a problem can be diagnosed and solved without getting a doctor involved, I’m all for it.
Usually this means asking my mom, the Internet, or complete strangers on the [...]

6/21 - “How you know it’s a pretty good fart…”

…an elderly person is actually able to hear it.

6/14 - “Employees must wash hands”

Oh yeah?  What if I don’t?  How are you gonna know?  As far as I can see, it’s nearly impossible to enforce these kinds of laws.  Well, there was that one Seinfeld episode in which Jerry actually caught the cook “Papi” not washing his hands in the bathroom.
But other than visual confirmation, there’s little anybody [...]

5/5 - “Ways to greatly improve glory holes”

Friend/Co-worker Chris often likes to joke about being young, gay, and in LA —- and venturing over to the glory holes that apparently exist in Griffith Park.
For those unfamiliar with a glory hole, it’s a hole in a wall where a stranger on the other side has his/her/it’s way with your member, obviously for sexual [...]

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