That’s what I would’ve titled the film, “Knocked Up,” had I been in charge.
Hmmm, this one has a been a long time coming.  Honestly, besides being a very fractured film in itself, it’s nothing much more than right-wing pro-life propaganda….People often think of Hollywood as very left-wingy, but really that’s not always the case.  What [...]

It seems the latest trend (the past decade or so) in movie theaters is “stadium style seating.”  What stadium-style means, is essentially  “most or all seats are placed higher than the seats immediately in front of them, so that the occupants of further-back seats have less of their views blocked by those further [...]

This is what I like to do when I knock on people’s doors:
WATCH THIS —– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VAyCE7NB8U
I usually do this to my buddy, because doing this kinda thing is probably more appropriate when you’re dealing with at least a good friend.
The first couple of times it was “(knock knock), housekeeping you want me jerk you off?”
However, [...]

Okay, here’s my latest idea for a movie — it’s a parody/satire/mockumentary/spoof kinda thing.
It’s like “The Wrestler,” but instead of following the hardships of an over-the-hill wrestler, it follows the life of a sports mascot —- one waste past his prime would be ideal.
The trials and tribulations would all be there — the bouts with [...]

For the most part, it’s good to adhere to the old lesson “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.”
In addition (this goes more for kids), but it’s a good idea that you “Don’t talk to strangers.”
But what happens when there’s a direct conflict between these two philosophies?
In Home Alone, Kevin McAllister is initially frightened by [...]

Well, I finally saw Avatar.  I’ll spare you my review.
What I did want to share was my rather offensive idea for a sequel.  Along with the help of a friend, here’s what we came up with.
In Avatar, Jake Sully (the lead) suffers from a physical disability, leaving him a paraplegic.
For the sequel, let’s go with [...]

It’s not uncommon for those in show business to change their names to something shorter, more memorable, and possibly less “Jewy.”  Mr. Aykroyd, not a Jew as far as I know, probably has the most challenging 7 letter name to spell.  I mean, now that I’m writing this post and focusing on [...]

Is it me, or has Mike Tyson’s image gone under a complete makeover within the past few years?   I suppose it’s apples and oranges comparing Michael Vick to Mike Tyson, but I find it kinda fucked up that people were outraged about Vick’s behavior, yet seem to disreguard the fact that MIKE TYSON IS A [...]

Despite this country not “truly arriving” yet, we have made much progress in terms of the improvements of race relations.  We’ve had the civil rights movement, and of course we got President Obama now too.
However, it seems white people have yet to embrace Tyler Perry.  Having never seen a Tyler Perry TV show or film [...]

I have no idea why certain memories from my childhood stick out.  One such memory was when we watched the movie Gandhi during freshman year of high school in social studies class.  Social studies was always a subject I could tolerate.  I enjoyed teachers’ lectures and class discussions, but it was the retaining of the [...]