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3/7 - “Shirtless bartenders”

Not that I frequent gay bars all that often, but I’ve found myself inside them before.  In fact, it’s not uncommon at all for the male bartenders at these gay bars to be shirtless while serving drinks.
Despite this being very gay, I’m not against shirtless bartenders because of any homophobic reasons.
Even though female bartenders often [...]

2/20 - “I’m gonna be bad”

Since late August I’ve been on a bit of a health and fitness kick.  Honestly, it’s more than a “kick” at this point.  It’s my fucking lifestyle.
Sure my diet isn’t perfect, and I don’t work out 3 hours every day, but I think if I stick pretty close to what I’ve been doing, and remain [...]

1/14 - “Cute girls don’t drive vans”

Of course a major part of the culture out here in Los Angeles, is dealing with the ridiculous amount of traffic here.  There’s only so many things I can do in my car to keep myself entertained without losing patience.
When driving in very slowly moving traffic, one of my favorite activities is to, well, check [...]

1/8 - “Gay boobs”

Ever since the dawn of time, men have been staring at women’s chests.   We can tell ourselves all we want (when in conversation with a girl), “Don’t look down.  Maintain eye contact.  Head up.”  Sooner or later though, we’re bound to get caught glimpsing at women’s racks.   In our defense, if y’all are showing it [...]

12/7 - “Vibrators, dildos, blow-up dolls, Fleshlights, and society”

Funny how for women to own vibrators and dildos in today’s day and age is very much socially acceptable.  I don’t have the numbers and facts in front of me, but I assume every girl owns some kinda personal device.  In today’s Sex and The City world we live in, it’s [...]

11/18 - “Don’t ask me if your girlfriend is hot”

Once in a while I’ll be hanging out with friend or an acquaintance of mine who’s in the midst of a 4 or 5 month relationship, if not an even longer one.  We’ll be shooting the shit, and then this person will turn to me and ask, “Hey, do you think my girlfriend/boyfriend is hot?”  [...]

11/8 - “More kissing in porn”

Tough to say whether or not this will come off as soft and sweet, or perverted, but sometimes I wish there was more kissing in porn.  I don’t require intricate storylines, and believe it or not, I’m not really into any bizarre fetishes.  Even 2 girl, 1 guy threesomes aren’t really [...]

10/16 - “Adolescent girls and soy sauce”

After hearing that soy (sauce) increases estrogen levels in the human body, I got to thinking.   Pre-pubescent boys and girls tend to do some of the strangest things, and I’m wondering specifically about the girls here.
Girls’ bodies develop at varying rates, and being the last girl in school to get boobs isn’t something preferred by [...]

10/5 - “Something’s gotta be done about straight line cleavage”

You’ve seen it around.  I suppose it’s more common amongst some older women whom for some reason opt to be so sharing with us.   I just find straight line cleavage — let’s say, um, minimally appealing.
I think what some women don’t realize is that just because your breasts are big, it doesn’t necessarily mean [...]

10/2 - “When I poop I think of you, but in a good way”

I once heard a story about a gay man who wasn’t quite over his ex-boyfriend.   He had fond memories of the times he and his lover spent together.  It was a difficult break-up, and this guy is still trying to get over it.
In fact, sometimes when this guy now goes #2, he’ll ponder the feces [...]

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