Recently I purchased some organic honey, mostly to use to put on Matzoh to eat as a snack.  Turns out while this honey is edible and ok, I feel like it has a weird taste.  Actually, I don’t particularly like it and wouldn’t buy it again.
So I’m strolling through supermarket with a guy friend of [...]

This isn’t intended to be a specific indictment of Home Depot, but think of all the items one can purchase in such a store.
…all kinds of drills, nail-guns, chainsaws, etc, etc.
So yes, somebody like me can walk in there and purchase a chainsaw.  As far as I know, there is no type of license required [...]

I won’t lie, I’m definitely hairier than the average human male.  While in my opinion it’s not the best idea to shave body hair, removing it with electric clippers is a better idea.
Anyway, never before, but recently I decided to do some experimenting with Nair, the hair removal cream.  I read the instructions and warnings [...]

I warn you — this post is going to be a relatively pointless one.
It’s just that many extra-sized products are marketed, packaged, and sold as “family size.”
Having said that, you don’t need a family at all to buy many of these products.  If you see a family sized item, and you’re a single person, don’t [...]

me: i stucky in bed. help me.
bozzz: you tied up?
me: glued. with elmers glue.
bozzz: guy named elmer glue you down? sexy.
me: yeah, he use elmer’s glue, not the brand though. he borrow glue from his friend who also is named elmer.

In the coming months and even years, I’ll likely be telling more and more Grandpa Sammy stories.
It must’ve been sometime in the late 1980’s or early 90’s — My grandpa parked the car across the street from a 7-11.  With my sister and I (us kids) waiting in the car, Sammy asked us if we [...]

It’s one thing to be in a bar, and order Bailey’s or a drink that contains it, but to buy a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream at the liquor store has to be one of the most moronic actions any human can take.
You see, you are 100% paying for the brand name of Bailey’s.  You [...]

Growing up I did have some white sneakers, but more often than not my sneakers had logos/designs on them.  What I’m saying is that I’ve never really owned pure white sneakers.
My mom always told me, “White sneakers never stay clean.”   Other times she was more straight forward, “You are a slob and you’ll never take [...]

Last night I asked my sister and Steve what they thought of the smell of Brut.  My sister basically said I smell like a grandpa.
Steve said Brut is perfect for attracting girls with “daddy issues.”
I replied, “No. Grandaddy issues!”

Recently I dropped off my baseball glove at a shoe repair place.  This inside of my glove had torn up leather, so I wanted to get a thin leather patch sewn up in there.
Anyway, I dropped the glove off, and the guy there said it would cost $65. Fine.
So about a week later I go [...]