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3/8 - “I’m a community activist now”

I’ve finally decided to speak up about the issue described below that affects my local community in Hollywood, CA…
I spoke to the appropriate government department on the phone, and followed up with an email to them —- here’s an excerpt from that email…
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“…I’d like to issue a formal proposal to the city to put in [...]

3/4 - “Wouldn’t it be awesome if…”

Technology continues to advance at rapid rates, and it seems almost as if the majority of people I know have some sort of GPS setup in their cars.
I don’t know much about this stuff, but I do know that GPS tells you where to go, and some systems I believe even alert you of where [...]

2/21 - “Woman with cat in traffic”

Maybe this is more of an L.A. thing, but then again, maybe not.  Quite often I’ll be sitting in my car in a long line of cars in traffic.
Perhaps there are two lanes heading in each directions.  In between lanes, homeless people will often walk in between the cars seeking out donations.
This is when I [...]

2/8 - “Oooooh, you law breaker”

Pretty frequently I’ll notice people in the cars next to me talking on their cell phone —- but not with a hands-free headset!
Criminals.  In the state of California, this is illegal.   Often, I’ll smirk at these other drivers, gesturing with my thumb and pinky in a phone call-ish motion.
It’s a bit of a risky move [...]

2/3 - “Experience scary, funny, and sad all within 30 seconds”

Good friend Lance told me the following story the other night:
He was pulling into a parking lot somewhere here in Los Angeles, when a group of Mexican men started waving at him.  Being polite, he waved back.  Then all of a sudden all these guys started sprinting toward his Toyota pick-up truck.  Once they got [...]

1/18 - “A moment at the gas station”

It’s a shame that it only last for a moment, but it’s always a great feeling when the gas tank has been filled and that little needle on the gauge goes up all the way.   (Or whatever the gauge in your car does to tell you you’ve got a full tank, it’s great.)   This [...]

1/14 - “Cute girls don’t drive vans”

Of course a major part of the culture out here in Los Angeles, is dealing with the ridiculous amount of traffic here.  There’s only so many things I can do in my car to keep myself entertained without losing patience.
When driving in very slowly moving traffic, one of my favorite activities is to, well, check [...]

1/6 - “What stops me from breaking parking meters?”

All of these laws are very unclear I feel like.  I’ve always been under the assumption that when you see a broken parking meter, that basically means that parking there is free.  However, some people have told me that you could still get ticketed and technically aren’t allowed to park [...]

12/24 - “Trains in Los Angeles”

It’s the long running joke out here in L.A. that while there is a subway system, nobody in fact rides it, or even knows where the stations are located.  There’s probably some truth in that, but I’ve rode the train once, and have actually met people that have done it multiple times.
In fact, after glancing [...]

11/1 - “No wonder Detroit is bankrupt”

While watching the World Series, a Ford commercial popped on the TV.  It seems a lot of these Detroit-based automakers have been trying to “hippen-up” their advertising and marketing campaigns.
Apparently Ford’s latest slogan is Ford — “Drive One.”
Wow.  Must’ve took some real creative geniuses to come up with that shit.
Maybe whomever came up with that [...]

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