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They probably already have happened/exist, but I think the whole idea of them seems like a lot of fun.
Basically, it would work the same way as with a DJ taking requests.  But instead of a DJ, it’s a VJ — and instead of just music, it’s videos.
If it’s house party, hopefully there’d be one big [...]

“Searched terms that got people here”

I figured I’d share this, kinda makes me lol…
Some of the more recent searches that landed people on this site…
has mary steenburgen had plastic surgery
carlos beltran mole
joe mauer stab
housekeeping you want me jerk you off
flea market booth
baba booey mac-hine
wash hands cook dinner special seinfeld
worst phillies ever
friend scale
donald trump wedding
cheap chinese stuff
fashion forward
glory hole ideas
can retards vote
kenyon martin tattoos
nyquil challenge
obama first pitch conspiracy
chris birdman tattoos
jennie o turkey burgers
home depot jingle
i hate the insert key
discovery zone for adults
stabbed by students with pens
nice assholes
wearing a hat in a restaurant
funeral photos

The other night I had the pleasure of seeing blues legends Buddy Guy and B.B. King perform live at the Hollywood Bowl here in Los Angeles.
For the record, Buddy is the young one of the duo, at 74.  That’s because B.B. King is 84 YEARS OLD.  Wow.  Still playing guitar, still singing, and still touring [...]

I was talking to a friend over the weekend, who told me a story of one of his high school friends, and how that person was convicted of DUI/DWI.
This dude ended up in prison, and my buddy passed along some interesting anecdotes about life in prison.  Many of this is obvious, or common knowledge, but [...]

“Septembuary”

September is one of the hot months…but I feel like it isn’t always thought of that way by you people (other Northern Hemisphere folk)
Sure, it’s no June, July, or August, but it can get really hot in September, dammit.
There are a couple of reasons why we don’t often associate September with hotness.   For one thing, [...]

A while back I wrote that one of my worst nightmares was just the thought of losing my keys down the garbage chute in my apartment.
I think I found something I’m more afraid of —— having my eyebrows shaved off.
It doesn’t even matter if it’s a shaving/clipping accident, or an evil prank.  Could you imagine [...]

Of course, this is going to make me come across as highly insensitive, but whatever.  Deal with it.
I make fun of people.  I make fun of things. I make fun of races, nationalities, religions, dumb people, fat people, skinny people, people from France.  Hell, I don’t even exclude myself.  If you take yourself too seriously, [...]

“What would piss you off more?”

Say a friend of yours somehow accidentally gets you arrested — totally unintended.   You only have to spend 1 night in jail, but whatever you’ve been accused of stays on your record.
Now consider this scenario:  Your friend accidentally causes a massive flood in your apartment, damaging almost every single one of your belongings.
What would piss [...]

“Underwater sports fans?”

Pretty much all sports stadiums and arenas these days provide entertainment for fans….in addition to that of which the athletes themselves provide.
All sorts of interactive crap such as video games are available for people to increase their overall experience as a fan.
In fact, Chase Field in Phoenix, home the Arizona Diamondbacks, actually has a swimming [...]

I actually enjoy the taste of Pepto Bismol.  In fact, with my friend Steve, I discussed the idea of possibly making a cocktail with the Pepto.   Vodka/Pepto Bismol perhaps.   Steve suggested I call it a “Pinko Commie.”
So I told another friend I went window shopping recently.  He asked me if I bought anything.  I replied, [...]

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