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2/24 - “If no risk of casualties, where I’d like to be during an earthquake”

This post is unrelated to Haiti, so don’t yell at me, or give me the whole “it’s too soon” routine….
Anyway a bowling alley.  For sure.  Bowling alley.
Suppose I decide to get seriously into bowling.  Eventually I’d start gambling on games.
I’m midst of a game with high stakes, I’d be about to attempt an important throw [...]

2/22 - “There’s no excuse for seats with obstructed views”

There’s no excuse for this.  Especially not in 2010.  Why does seating with obstructed views still exist?  (Yankee Stadium, Citifield, others)
Are stadium and arena architects really this stupid?
You’d think if millions, possibly billions of dollars went into a project, that all seats would come with a view of the entire playing surface included.
I can’t wait [...]

2/18 - “Quick silly one”

Sometimes I get shocked by the electrical outlet….
…..it tells me unbelievable things.

1/22 - ” It’s okay, pay whatever you want”

Recently I dropped off my baseball glove at a shoe repair place.  This inside of my glove had torn up leather, so I wanted to get a thin leather patch sewn up in there.
Anyway, I dropped the glove off, and the guy there said it would cost $65. Fine.
So about a week later I go [...]

12/28 - “What do sheep herders count before they go to sleep?”

I can’t imagine it would be sheep.   After spending all day long dealing with these sheep, the last thing they’d want to do is think about more sheep.
Perhaps sheep herders don’t really have much trouble sleeping.  I assume they’re working long days (you know, herding the sheep), and can often fall asleep shortly after the [...]

12/15 - “I like gum, sometimes a lot”

Usually people tend to chew one piece/stick of gum at a time, or sometimes even two at time.
Well guess what, sometimes I like to chew 3, 4, or even 5 or more pieces of gum at a time.  Deal with it!   More gum = more flavor and longer lasting flavor.
The only problems are that this [...]

12/9 - “My style in a nutshell”

A few weeks ago I was talking to Kellie, a co-worker of mine. I was explaining to her how I describe myself as a healthy combination of both “old school” and “new school” styles.
Shortly thereafter, it made perfect sense when she considered my maturity level, and dubbed my old school + new school style [...]

12/2 - “Apparently my co-workers like me”

I was out of work all of last week, and last Monday the whole office participated in a fun Thanksgiving activity.  Every person here wrote down next to every other co-worker’s name a “nice” thing to say about them.  The organizer then compiled a separate sheet for each of the participants, that [...]

11/14 - “I hate the insert key”

You know the key I’m referring to on your keyboard.  On my keyboard the insert key is located above my delete key and to the right of the backspace key.
What is the point of the insert key?  I’ve never once found a use for it, and all it does is cause damage.
I’ll be typing along….I’m [...]

10/24 - “Rearranging keyboard keys is a good prank”

Rearranging a friend’s or co-workers’ keyboard keys is always fun. You can wait for them to be out sick, in late, leaving early, or whatever.  All you need is some alone time at their keyboard.
It’s great.  All of the letter keys on a standard keyboard are pretty much the same size, so they can be [...]

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