No, I’m not referring to a label on some old milk, or even someone’s death day — although I am referring to a death of a sort —- a relationship.
Mostly everyone in their lives has been old both sides of a break-up.   When one person asks out another on a date, with the purposes of [...]

This is not really something I’ve encountered, but I suppose it’s fun to think about things that are going to piss me off.
If you actually participate in it, you are more than free to pronounce Karate as Ka-rah-tay.
But if you ever meet any non-Asian people who’ve never participated in martial arts and are pronouncing the [...]

I won’t lie, I’m definitely hairier than the average human male.  While in my opinion it’s not the best idea to shave body hair, removing it with electric clippers is a better idea.
Anyway, never before, but recently I decided to do some experimenting with Nair, the hair removal cream.  I read the instructions and warnings [...]

Okay, according to my grandma, if you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, they will be referred to as your “friend.”
If you have a roommate, she will refer to this person as your “partner.”
Jeff Garlin had a bit on Dr. Katz, which actually makes my grandma seem reasonable.
Mrs. Garlin refers to any of her son’s [...]

In the NFL before an upcoming game, each team lists the status of it’s injured players.
A player can be listed as:  Probable, Questionable, Doubtful, or Out.
From left to right, those statuses go from most likely to play —- to not playing.
Now, whether it’s a regular Evite or an invitation for an event via Facebook, the [...]

Although football and basketball are probably more popular here in the United States, baseball is still considered to be the American Pastime.
I can’t even begin to tell you how many baseball terms have been used as part of our general sexual lingo.
(getting to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, hitting a homerun….being a “pitcher” or [...]

me: i stucky in bed. help me.
bozzz: you tied up?
me: glued. with elmers glue.
bozzz: guy named elmer glue you down? sexy.
me: yeah, he use elmer’s glue, not the brand though. he borrow glue from his friend who also is named elmer.

In the coming months and even years, I’ll likely be telling more and more Grandpa Sammy stories.
It must’ve been sometime in the late 1980’s or early 90’s — My grandpa parked the car across the street from a 7-11.  With my sister and I (us kids) waiting in the car, Sammy asked us if we [...]

Sometimes I get shocked by the electrical outlet….
…..it tells me unbelievable things.

Wow.  All within one day……
First I’m picking up pizza at this place in Van Nuys, CA.  I look up at the menu in the place, and realize they don’t offer baked ziti.  I ask the employee there, “Do you guys make baked ziti?”  He looks at me as if I’m speaking a different language.  “What’s [...]