FAQ
What’s the “The Stabbing Pen?”
6/9/07 - “The pen is no longer mightier than the sword, it is the sword”
“Well, I thought I reached the low point in my life the day I made a sandwich with 2 bread butts (end pieces), but society has now officially reached it’s low point. Last night, before entering a Hollywood club, I was patted down and asked to empty the contents of my pockets. Out came the usual wallet, keys, cell phone, crackpipe, etc. Then the guy at the door saw my pen, and told me, “I’m going to have to hold on to that.” I asked him if it was considered a weapon. Apparently it was. Then I ranted about how I could just as easily hurt somebody with my keys, or by smashing them with a glass or a bottle. Is that a huge problem at clubs these days? Pen stabbings? Having a pen on me at all times is part of my livelihood, and because of probably like 2 pen stabbings at clubs in human history, now I can’t carry one. People are so stupid, and whomever makes these gay rules, deserves to be stabbed with any type of writing utensil.”
I’ve noticed all of your postings are usually pretty concise, why is that?
There is a lot of shit out there on the Internet —- including porn and baseball statistics. All I’m looking for is a minute or two out of somebody’s day.
You have terrible grammar, are a bad speller, and use way too much slang. Have you ever considered taking some sort of class to improve on that?
Next question.
Why don’t you have any photos, videos, or other media along with your written posts?
You’re more than welcome to Google, or download anything I reference.
Are the questions above ones that people ask you frequently?
No.