Who are you?

My name is Adam, and I was born in New York in 1982, and lived there for most of my life. I’ve lived in Los Angeles since 2004, and spend my time working, writing, and explaining to people why cats are more intelligent than dogs.

What’s behind  “The Stabbing Pen?”

These days, when I think of something that I find moderately amusing, I make note of it in my cell phone.  Same goes for when other people say or do things that I find moderately amusing.  This is pretty much the source of my posts.

The name of this site was inspired from this post:

from 6/9/07 - “The pen is no longer mightier than the sword, it is the sword”

“Well, I thought I reached the low point in my life the day I made a sandwich with 2 bread butts (end pieces), but society has now officially reached it’s low point. Last night, before entering a Hollywood club, I was patted down and asked to empty the contents of my pockets. Out came the usual wallet, keys, cell phone, crackpipe, etc. Then the guy at the door saw my pen, and told me, “I’m going to have to hold on to that.” I asked him if it was considered a weapon. Apparently it was.

Then I ranted about how I could just as easily hurt somebody with my keys, or by smashing them with a glass or a bottle. Is that a huge problem at clubs these days? Pen stabbings? Having a pen on me at all times is part of my livelihood, and because of probably like 2 pen stabbings at clubs in human history, now I can’t carry one. People are so stupid, and whomever makes these gay rules, deserves to be stabbed with any type of writing utensil.”

I’ve noticed all of your postings are usually pretty concise, why is that?

The rest of the Internet has much better alternatives to this site —- including pornography and baseball statistics. All I’m looking for is a minute or two out of somebody’s day.

You have terrible grammar, are a bad speller, and use way too much slang. Have you ever considered taking some sort of class to improve on that?

Next question.

Why don’t you have any photos, videos, or other media along with your written posts?

You’re more than welcome to Google, or download anything I reference. I’m working on adding more links to stuff.

Are the questions above ones that people ask you frequently?

No.