http://thestabbingpen.com irreverent humor blog, about nothing and everything Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:49:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en me: i stucky in bed. help me. bozzz: you tied up? me: glued. with elmers glue. bozzz: guy named elmer glue you down? sexy. me: yeah, he use elmer's glue, not the brand though. he borrow glue from his friend who also is named elmer. http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/09/39-normal-bozzzy-texting/ I've finally decided to speak up about the issue described below that affects my local community in Hollywood, CA... I spoke to the appropriate government department on the phone, and followed up with an email to them ---- here's an excerpt from that email... ____________________________________________________________ "...I'd like to issue a formal proposal to ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/08/38-im-a-community-activist-now/ Not that I frequent gay bars all that often, but I've found myself inside them before.  In fact, it's not uncommon at all for the male bartenders at these gay bars to be shirtless while serving drinks. Despite this being very gay, I'm not against shirtless bartenders because of any homophobic ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/07/37-shirtless-bartenders/ Depending on my mood, energy, and other factors, my "walk" can vary.  Sometimes people ask me why I'm limping.  I wouldn't call my limp-walk a pimp-swagger, but whatever. I just think it's funny sometimes to observe these mofos who consciously decide to do the whole limp-walk pimp-swagger.   Is that really your ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/07/35-is-that-your-swagger-or-are-you-injured/ Technology continues to advance at rapid rates, and it seems almost as if the majority of people I know have some sort of GPS setup in their cars. I don't know much about this stuff, but I do know that GPS tells you where to go, and some systems I believe ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/04/34-wouldnt-it-be-awesome-if/ I wonder if this is something that little girls someday dream of becoming.  After all, at least half of all NFL (and other sports) sideline/field reporters are female. The thing is, most aspiring careerists who go through broadcasting school I think would prefer to be in the booth, doing play by ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/02/32-when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-sideline-reporter/ In the coming months and even years, I'll likely be telling more and more Grandpa Sammy stories. It must've been sometime in the late 1980's or early 90's --- My grandpa parked the car across the street from a 7-11.  With my sister and I (us kids) waiting in the car, ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/03/01/31-tic-tacs-and-kit-kats/ Unless one is a douche bag, I would say that guys who often wear their baseball cap backwards have sort of a chill, laid-back mentality ---- "cool" and comfortable if you will.  (I sometimes wear my cap backwards hehe). Keep in mind that there's no activity that's more lax/chill than well, ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/02/27/227-thatd-be-too-comfortable/ It's one thing to be in a bar, and order Bailey's or a drink that contains it, but to buy a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream at the liquor store has to be one of the most moronic actions any human can take. You see, you are 100% paying for the ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/02/25/225-dont-buy-baileys-irish-cream/ This post is unrelated to Haiti, so don't yell at me, or give me the whole "it's too soon" routine.... Anyway a bowling alley.  For sure.  Bowling alley. Suppose I decide to get seriously into bowling.  Eventually I'd start gambling on games. I'm midst of a game with high stakes, I'd be about ... http://thestabbingpen.com/2010/02/24/1117-if-no-risk-of-casualties-where-id-like-to-be-during-an-earthquake/